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Dinner Mint DebaucheryDinner Mint Debauchery
Dinner Mint Debauchery
You know how it is. You pop a dinner mint. Debauchery ensues. It's what inspired these fresh AF mint green OG sunnies with dark green gradient lenses. Unfortunately, they can't save you from garlic breath.
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Bosley's Basset Hound DreamsBosley's Basset Hound Dreams
Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams
Tortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you wear these no slip, no bounce brown frames with non-reflective polarized brown lenses, you’ll be in the presence of royalty.
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Flamingos On A Booze CruiseFlamingos On A Booze Cruise
Flamingos On A Booze Cruise
Grab your flamingos and piña coladas; these Flamingos on a Booze Cruise OG sunglasses are a yacht party for your face. The no slip, no bounce pink frames will stay put no matter how bumpy the ride gets, and teal polarized lenses have UV400...
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  • Silver-Tongued Trash TalkSilver-Tongued Trash Talk
    Silver-Tongued Trash Talk
    Words cut deep, but Silver-Tongued Trash Talk cuts deeper. With chrome reflective lenses, you'll reflect all trash talk right back at your haters as you sharpen your competitive claws & spit fire the devil would envy, fearing you & the ultimate indicator of poor...
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  • Midnight Sprint SocietyMidnight Sprint Society
    Midnight Sprint Society
    When the clock strikes twelve, you'll hear them. On rural backroads. On silent city streets. On tree-filled trails. You'll doubt you heard anything...until they're upon you, seducing you to join their ranks. In these shades with blue gradient lenses, you're now part of the...
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  • Panther's Power HourPanther's Power Hour
    Panther's Power Hour
    Pounce on power hour like a panther, nonchalantly swatting away tasks while looking viciously vogue in these bold, deep purple cat-eye Cheetah G sunnies with purple reflective lenses.
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  • When the World BlursWhen the World Blurs
    When the World Blurs
    Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!
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  • Human Energy DrinkHuman Energy Drink
    Human Energy Drink
    All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
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  • Cue Slow-Mo MontageCue Slow-Mo Montage
    Cue Slow-Mo Montage
    The fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.
    $13.50
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  • Today's Special: My DustToday's Special: My Dust
    Today's Special: My Dust
    Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
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  • Zoomies in BlushZoomies in Blush
    Zoomies in Blush
    Look ferociously fashionable while you burst into spontaneous sprints, spin around, chase your tail, & roar down your office hallways! They can't fire ya if they can't catch ya! Sleek pink cat-eye Cheetah G frames w/ pink champagne reflective lenses.
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  • Stealth Mode SupremeStealth Mode Supreme
    Stealth Mode Supreme
    These sleek black cat-eye Cheetah G shades with black gradient lenses look killer while you sprint to grab bagels or slink through a sample sale, stealthily snatching designer goods out from under your fellow shoppers like a savage jungle predator.
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  • Sand in Every CreviceSand in Every Crevice
    Sand in Every Crevice
    Golden hour, the sleek puma emerges from prowling the dunes, & wildly brushes the sand from every crevice in the beach parking lot. Wait, no. That's just a person giving fashionable feline vibes in translucent brown cat-eye Cheetah Gs w/ brown gradient lenses.
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  • Speak of the DaredevilSpeak of the Daredevil
    Speak of the Daredevil
    If you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
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  • Lives Life in All-CapsLives Life in All-Caps
    Lives Life in All-Caps
    WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
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  • Guacamole Face MaskGuacamole Face Mask
    Guacamole Face Mask
    Turn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
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  • Ask Me About My Escape PlanAsk Me About My Escape Plan
    Ask Me About My Escape Plan
    Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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  • Electric Zen MachineElectric Zen Machine
    Electric Zen Machine
    Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
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  • Country Club CrasherCountry Club Crasher
    Country Club Crasher
    Your 'Members Only' sign won’t keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, you’ll stay secure as the high-speed golf cart chase ensues.
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  • All Shrimp CleanseAll Shrimp Cleanse
    All Shrimp Cleanse
    These translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.
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  • Cleared for TakeoffCleared for Takeoff
    Cleared for Takeoff
    Take flight with these clear, translucent wrap-around shades with black non-reflective lenses. These all-star beasties offer high-performance on the track, the field, and the court thanks to their no slip, no bounce properties & aerodynamic frame.
    $10.50
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  • Shadowboxing My DemonsShadowboxing My Demons
    Shadowboxing My Demons
    What's that noise? Your demons talking sh*t...again. What are you going to do about it?! Shadowbox 'em for a full 12 rounds!!! In these performance sunglasses with blue reflective lenses, you'll look like a TKO as your demons turn tail back to where they...
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  • Slightly Overcooked LegendSlightly Overcooked Legend
    Slightly Overcooked Legend
    Put a fork in 'em 'cause they're DONE!!! Overcooked? More like underestimated...but that ends today. Break that fork & break through others' expectations in these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses. Keep cookin' & give your haters a taste of excellence. Yes, Chef!!!
    $13.50
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