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Conversation Pit RegularThese rust-brown Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses are our unofficial petition to bring back the most underrated architectural feature known to man: the conversation pit. Go ahead, lose yourself in a sunken lounge of ochre pillows & bad decisions.
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$30.00- $9.00
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Lazy River RoyaltyRule the chlorinated kingdom with floating sunglasses! Featuring dark green Tidal G frames and green non-reflective water-repellent lenses, they'll make you look like royalty even when you feel like a confused manatee. Sit on your throne (inner tube) in peace. Just watch out for...
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$45.00- $13.50
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Threaten Me With a Good TimeThreaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again.
- $9.00
$30.00- $9.00
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Pool Noodle Battle HeroFloat like a flamingo, fight like a pool god. These pink Tidal G sunglasses with reflective water-repellent lenses are unsinkable. If they go flying in the splash zone, just scoop ’em up instead of mourning them like a lost pet goldfish. Go ahead! Try...
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$45.00- $13.50
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Sea Foam Party FavorThese floating sunglasses are the ultimate plus-one for pool parties and I'M ON A BOAT moments. Featuring light blue Tidal G frames and blue reflective water-repellent lenses, you'll look like a paddleboarding pro until your core gives out and you flop like an exhausted...
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Cleared for TakeoffTake flight with these clear, translucent wrap-around shades with black non-reflective lenses. These all-star beasties offer high-performance on the track, the field, and the court thanks to their no slip, no bounce properties & aerodynamic frame.
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$35.00- $10.50
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From Zero to BlitzedWe stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...
- $12.00
$40.00- $12.00
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Shadowboxing My DemonsWhat's that noise? Your demons talking sh*t...again. What are you going to do about it?! Shadowbox 'em for a full 12 rounds!!! In these performance sunglasses with blue reflective lenses, you'll look like a TKO as your demons turn tail back to where they...
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Slightly Overcooked LegendPut a fork in 'em 'cause they're DONE!!! Overcooked? More like underestimated...but that ends today. Break that fork & break through others' expectations in these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses. Keep cookin' & give your haters a taste of excellence. Yes, Chef!!!
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Kidnapped by a CyborgSemi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
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Eternally in Turbo ModeCan't stop, can't stop, can't stop...won't stop!!! Allocate maximum resources for your VO2 max, boost your speed & look like the bada$$ you are in these performance sunglasses with blue gradient lenses. Maximum performance. Maximum output. STAY TURBO!!!
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$45.00- $13.50
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Colossal Squid ConfessionsMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
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Ready the Confetti CannonALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Lawn Mower Drag RaceRev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.
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Buoys Don't CryFloating Tidal G sunglasses built for wave chasers and beach bums alike. These black frames with blue reflective water-repellent lenses scream, “I look hot AND I know how to tie a kayak down.” Plus, they refuse to sink, so there's no need to cry...
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In My Periwinkle PrimeWe don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
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That New Asphalt SmellAhhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.
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Bunny Slope DropoutWhether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
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$75.00- $22.50
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Incognito Plant ParentAre plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/...
- $9.00
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Too Lit To QuitIn these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses, let the world know that you always finish what you start. That's right!!! You're a certified finisher, the complete A-to-Z package, and though your haters may fear you, what they fear most is knowing you're Too...
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